On Her Flying Trapeze

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

On Target

Two things:

1. My special powers are still strong and vital. I had a bit of a lapse there for a while but recently pulled off THIS:


parking


and THIS:


parking2


The second one may not look that great, but at the historic first Costco ever built in the world, during rush hour, this is an AMAZING spot. Cower before my staggering awesome-nossity.

2. If you have recently misplaced a pair of black leather boots, please contact the Daring Young Family Search and Rescue Team at 1-800-SORRY-ABOUT-YOUR-TOES.

shoes


(Please do not call that number. I just tried it and it's a real phone number of some company. That's what I get for trying to be hilarious! :))


24 Comments:

Anonymous Adam said...

first!!!!

4/05/2006 3:42 PM

 
Anonymous Adam said...

I cower in envy of thy spot-finding prowess

4/05/2006 3:42 PM

 
Anonymous Surcie said...

I'll be hitting Tar-jay tomorrow. It's my Magic Kingdom.

4/05/2006 4:17 PM

 
Blogger No Cool Story said...

Kathryn, you deserve to wear a crown!.
I also cower before your awesomeness
We are not worhty!

4/05/2006 4:18 PM

 
Blogger Margaret said...

uh, I called that number to claim my boots, and all I got was a recording and a confusing menu chain.

4/05/2006 4:29 PM

 
Blogger Christie said...

lmao

4/05/2006 4:51 PM

 
Anonymous Alissa said...

all hail kathryn, queen of parking.

4/05/2006 6:26 PM

 
Blogger Heth said...

My BOOTS! There they are!

4/05/2006 7:15 PM

 
Anonymous Heather from One Woman's World said...

I love your awesome-nosity. Also, glad they're not my boots.

4/05/2006 8:40 PM

 
Blogger Liz said...

oh oh oh - here in Northern Kentucky, I saw an Ohio license plate that said C Daring. I kid you not. I about leaped out of the car in traffic. Too bad I still.dont.have.a.camera.

4/05/2006 8:54 PM

 
Anonymous Shannon said...

Well, I must say that I have had to retire from Target. Now don't you all GASP. I know that is hard to take in, a fellow mom having to remove herself from the Target donations, but we sold one of our cars and only have one. I think my husband did that on purpose so I could no longer support Target finacially. OR it was so we would never have to claim shoes like the mysterious black boots. Either way thank you for for visiting Target today for one day I too will be able to join the Target Mom's once again!
Boo hoo hoo..............

4/05/2006 8:57 PM

 
Anonymous Caryn said...

That's great! You actually called the number? I love it. And I'm also oh, so jealous of your spot-finding abilities.

4/05/2006 9:03 PM

 
Blogger Lei said...

L.O.L.! So, what did you do to deserve such great parking spots? Inquiring minds want to know!!

Lei (who had contractions getting from her spot to the Target's front doors not 3 hours ago!)

4/05/2006 9:10 PM

 
Anonymous mimi said...

One time, I got the parking spot nearest the door to Costco and I stayed in my car for an extra 10 min. just to enjoy it. It was the best moment of my life after the birth of my children and my marriage(and at that moment I might have said it topped even those!). I suppose that is why God has never let it happen agian.

4/05/2006 9:39 PM

 
Blogger Regina Clare Jane said...

There is something so sad about a pair of shoes just lying there, in a place where there shouldn't be a pair of shoes... even sadder is one shoe, all by itself. I hope they are claimed by their rightful owner...

4/06/2006 4:42 AM

 
Blogger Gabriela said...

That's a great special power. The only "special" power I have is in choosing the line at any store that moves the slowest. Never fails.

4/06/2006 5:55 AM

 
Blogger SarahLynn said...

This was hilarious! You, like my husband share the same superhero powers! I am always amazed at the great spots he can find in a parking lot. I thought he was the only one...he will be happy to hear, he is not alone!

4/06/2006 8:41 AM

 
Anonymous Pam in Utah said...

You are too funny, but you also have the funniest commenters in the world. Also, Lei, it's "tomorrow", and I'm wondering how the contractions went? Any announcements? Does your husband read this and will we get a report???

4/06/2006 9:29 AM

 
Blogger HLH said...

everytime my "parking God's" come through and I get a great parking spot, I think of you and wish I had my camera to document it...
You go girl!

4/06/2006 9:56 AM

 
Blogger Karen said...

Your floating head up there SOOO needs an Easter bonnet. To go with the tulips.

4/06/2006 10:31 AM

 
Blogger Emily said...

seriously, i NEED your special powers. and i think it's hilarious that you take pictures of where you park. i can only imagine how that looks. :)

4/06/2006 11:23 AM

 
Blogger Jenny said...

OOOH, you are the queen of the parking lot. I bow to your infinite excellence!! Great!

4/06/2006 1:11 PM

 
Blogger momof3busyboys said...

The grocery store near me has several customer with child parking spots. So I usually get a good spot. But when I was pregnant with my third son, last summer I was all excited when my mom and I went to Babies R us and they had Expectant mothers parking spots right in front of the store!

4/06/2006 4:37 PM

 
Blogger Shalee said...

You seriously are "THE" woman. Way to catch the spaces! God was giving you a little break today after the bump.

4/07/2006 9:12 AM

 

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